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Friday, November 30, 2007

Agents flee Colombia





Update on Agents Jane and Shagga: Current Location : Panama

Well it was never going to be easy leaving Colombia so we tried to ease ourselves out of there by doing a 5 day sailing trip up to the magnificent San Blas islands through the Caribbean to Panama. These random photos are of Jane trying to drown me on one of the islands. We were left by the sailboat on an island and some Kuna indians (indegenous people to Panama) took us to the mainland. We travelled for about an hour upriver in a dugout through jungle, seeing alligators and iguanas, only to get left in the middle of nowhere in a national park with only a mud track out of there. Luckily the Kuna are some of the friendliest people we´ve met and they organised for a car to come and get us. (3 hours later). All good until we got stuck in the mud. I swear I thought the engine on that car was going to explode as the driver made us jump up and down in the back to try and get traction and get out of there. Eventually another car came along and pulled us out. Now in Panama City. Saw the Panama Canal today - huge boats going through the locks- pretty impressive. Next stop for me Guatemala (via 4 countries - 4 days on a bus - it will be hell) and for Jane its Europe.. watch out european agents - she´s in good form.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

all check on that report... another one incoming.. kshhhh. we'll sandbag the bunkers.. guate guate... kshhhhh.. mmm jealous. kshhh... over..

Anonymous said...

shags your looking hot!! quite trim and terrific.. betcha the boys are going wild forya

shagga said...

i´ve had a few offers actually, jane will happily back me up on that...like the guy on the 3 day boat trip down the Amazon who asked me if i believed in love at first sight. I thought answering ¨Yes, but it hasn´t happened to me yet¨was a polite way of saying I wasn´t interested. But not being married is all the green light colombians need to proposition you relentlessly..
Its not like he didn´t have assets actually.. he proudly pointed out the pigs he was transporting to the town ahead..and he was right - they were healthy pigs and fatter than the other ones we saw, i probably shoulda considered his offer - being a pig farmers wife in the amazon jungle of colombia might be the best offer i ever get..

Anonymous said...

+++you look darn hot blind mullet..gonna have to change your name to .....agent stunner?+++
Don't let the fat pigs blind your judgment..x

Anonymous said...

thanks trumpeter and salmonkey... its sweet talk like this that is bringing me north.. pity you two are marrying each other, otherwise i might put an offer in (even though i have no pigs)..

Anonymous said...

i like their little ears..

Anonymous said...

your sick anon....

Anonymous said...

yeah for me its the ones that cuddle.. little ears and cuddling.. i'm sold