Chalk Farm Diaries

Last weekends yellow jersey went to:
BEARRRRRR- BRRRRRR- MONGUS
Stay tuned for this weekends madness.

Daily Sexpert

Due to popular demand (Ok there wasn't any, but I thought you might need some tips or a laugh), please find below yesterday's and today's edition of the sexpert.

Life in India

These are the kinds of stories that are published in the daily papers.

Ok "ask the sexpert" got more profile than the usual daily incidents of wife murders for insufficient dowry, rapes, mob bashings, bollywood or cricket glorification - 'cos they are soooooooo funny.
Double click on each clipping to read.

(you miss the papers don't you Shagga.....)















We are coming home for a month (possibly until mid Nov) xx

7:12am

An other one bites the dust...

colours

there has been a little rain around of late and it has brought out some pretty wicked colours in the garden environ. pottering around outside proved too nice not to take a few snaps. clouds are over - i think it might rain soon... yep it is..
bear, you might recognise a few of the plants.........

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Time: 5.17

Difficult to focus...

An other soldier down.

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Time: 3:27 am

One man down.

The Slopes are very dry but mammas and papas still going strong...

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Time: 1:45am

No more commentary needed...

Chalk Fram Massive - Sat, 11:45pm

Update:

Moscow Mutant and ColTrain located.

Other attendees: Nat and Willhelm (the flatmates) and Ryan - Razmatazz (who misses his mum).

Big Massive Hi TO ALL YOU WICKED MUTANTS.

We miss ya...

The Weekly Chalk Farm Diaries

Saturday night - Reminiscing about fix mutants scattered around the world. Extra thoughts go to fixers in Columbia.
The clock says its 10pm.
At Chalk Farm after British Museum (The First Emperor Expo) and dinner in China Town.
Present: Mez, Chanty Town, Isa Breeza and Bear Skin.
Apologies: Moscow Mutant & Col Train - Missing in Action.
Drinks: Mojitos, Becks and Champus.
Activities: Indoor Skiing. Slopes are getting dry. Scabby Biest. We need you!!!
Update to follow... Stay fixed.
xoxoxo

Beast on tour....

from the ski fields of N.Z. our agent on the slopes reports that all is good in the land of sheep shaggas. they might have wicked terrain but they aint going to win the world cup.

go the beasts....

Guess Who

I will give you one to get the ball rolling and place the answers as people discover them...

We Slyly Menaces---------Sally Mcsweeney
Sleek Serum
Anarchist Smirk-----------Christian Marks
A Schemer Smile----------Michael Messer
Lord We Toy-------------- Tyler Wood
Jam This Arsenic
A Humble Lice
Lesbian Gospel-----------Isabelle Pongs
Marks Army
My Iconic Roll-------------Colin Mcilroy
Karma Bred
Pee Potent Girl
A Dawn Hood
Oh Jasmine Jeeps
Bizarre Art Pick
Like My Car
Lucky Go
Embrace Silly Oil----------Isabelle Mcilroy
Renewed Farm-------------Drew Freeman
Nothing Ideal
Week Ethyl Fix

Cyanide & Happiness # 6

Cyanide & Happiness # 5

Captain Salmon.....

The other day we were treated to a site inspection of Reef Magic's new pride of the fleet.. A Great Barrier Reef vessel that can hold up to 400 passengers....


And guess who the captain was........................

she'll kill me for putting this up... hehehe

Cyanide & Happiness # 4

Cyanide & Happiness # 3

Cyanide and Happiness # 2

Cyanide and Happiness # 1

Mick's top 5 Beers

The last few months for me have been dominated with Australia's favourite pastime, sinking beers so I thought I would rate my top 5 favourite beers.



5th. Coopers Sparling Ale: A solid brew, very drinkable, nothing outstanding but the memories of abusing this beer in my early years in Byron Bay makes this beer sneak into my top 5. It's not very sparkling as this brew pours a very cloudy old gold with a lot of sediment (if you choose to decant with the sediment). A slight head forms but quickly disappears, aroma is apples, pears and prunes. Taste is smooth and refreshing, pears and plums shine through.






4th. Guiness: Only the Irish could bring us this Guinness drink of black perfection and God bless them for it. Although considered an acquired taste, I recommend you stick at it until you've acquired it. No more problems of bloating like you have with lager, and like my gran used to say, "it's good for you cause its full of iron". Well, if that's the case, I can never swim again cause I must weigh a metric ton. There are plenty of better beers to consume but considering I was born March 18 i tend to go overboard on St Paddy's day so this beer makes my top five because to me it is the champagne of beers.









3rd. Redoak Baltic Porter: A pitch black beer with a disappearing brown head. The aroma is sweet with strong notes of caramel and roasted malt as well as light notes of alcohol. The flavor is very sweet with medium notes of roasted malt and chocolate, as well as light notes of whiskey, leading to a dry roasted finish. The alcohol leaves a slight burn in the cheeks.




2nd. Little Creatures Pale Ale:Pours an orangish golden color with a decent amount of white foamy head that sticks around. Smells like cascade hops, nice and tropical (lychees) and a little floral.(rose petals) Also tastes like cascade hops with a good amount of bitterness behind it. I don't taste a whole lot of maltiness, but there is some sweetness to balance the bitterness out. The mouthfeel is a little tingly and heavy, but not too much of either, very nice. Overall, it's a great and tasty pale ale. The only place I have seen this beer on tap is Oxford 152 in Bulimba, so get down and check it out.

1st. Knappstein Reseve Lager: My favourite beer at the moment is the Knappstein Reserve Lager produced from the Lion Nathan Company.

The beer is of a Bavarian lager style. Made from Australia’s finest malt and unique sauvin hops delivers a beer with fruity malt and hop aromas, a gentle warming palate, with a dramatic bitter finish. Crafted to reflect wine characteristics in style, structure and complexity, the ‘reserve lager’ is crisp, aromatic and pale in colour and is a perfect accompaniment to fine dining.

Would like to here some of your opinions of your favourite beers.
hope you try and enjoy the beers you may not have tried from my top 5.

mickus

Bear 2007 Champ!

Well the preliminary rounds of the NRL have been completed which means the footy tipping competition is over for another year.
With one of the most dominant displays ever witnessed Bear Skin Rug took out the 2007 Tipping comp and gets his name engraved on the revered plate. Second place went to the ever consistent Coltrain.
What makes both their performances all the more impressive was they probably didn't get to see any matches from over soccer mad London.
Congrats to the both of you. I really missed you guys during the footy season, it wasn't quite the same without you.
hope you enjoy the Rugby World Cup starting in a few days time.

Enjoy the highlights package, and Bear give me an address so I can send you The Plate for the off season.

Well Done Mungus.