LOADS N' LOADS O' STUFF HAPPENING!

Well, its been a while..... With the help of Mickus I have finally been able to sort out a new account under google and get back on track to being a contributer on the Fix!

There's lots happening eh? What you might ask??

• Manta Ray Jane, a beloved member of the Vic crew has finally left Aussie shores and hit the travelers highway over to South America. ARIBA ARIBA!! Rumour has it that she hit the airport, jumped a bus and was so tired that she actually thought everyone was talking english or she could somehow understand Spanish perfectly!! Nice one Jane, guess those diazapan worked eh??
• Shagga is not long behind her and is soon to leave as well although she has yet to buy her air passage. She'll be in Vegas for the V Fesitval which will be her swan song so don't forget to catch her!!
• Speaking of Shagga I spoke to Bluey a few moments ago and he mentioned that Shagga was on very good form last night. Apparently between a few of them they managed to polish off 7 bottles of red wine between them in which Shags probably drank around 5. She was found by the Salmeister around 1200 midnight off her chops with the red wine grin. Apparently she decided to wake Bluey up so jumped on him, broke her glass in his bed and proceeded to fall asleep in the wine stain!! Legendary Shags!!!
• RUSTY is in town. Yes our Indian Darling is back, without hubby, and only for short time so be sure to see her if you can. I was one of the lucky ones who saw her Saturday night. She kept mentioning that it was really "quiet". Guess those taxis, rickshaws and chai sellers really are farking with her brain. We even saw the odd head wobble!! None the less what a treat...... Bring your boy next time Shazzy!!
• The V Festival is only around the corner - Pixies, 2 Many Djs, Phoenix, Groove Armada, Gnarls Barkley, The Rapture, Beck, Soulwax , Jarvis Cocker and the list goes on... The only problem is choosing which bands you're not going to see. So far on the punter list we have Shagga, The Reds, Hound, Nardine, Jamesy, Beardsley, Salmeister, Jimbo and da Borg!!
• Bluey, Shagga et al are once again hosting their 2nd Beyond the Drought this weekend. As we heard Shaggs has already demolished half the wine stock donated to the event. As you know this is the chance to plant some trees and really feel good about the environment! Good on you Gang!! GOOD LUCK and expect a full report.
• It was also Mick's Birthday on the weekend. We managed to check out the very firsts ever TITANS match which despite the lost was good fun. It's Hounds in a couple of weeks so expect some trouble.
• The Mcilroy's are also slowly relocating to London. They will joing forces with the Marks' and world demonation is on the table. Lots of people will be around the UK in July so its looks like a happening month. Who you might ask?? - Hound, Shagga, Salmeister and moi!!!

Well I had better get back to the grindstone. So much happening. Let the good times roll on!!