Happy Easter!!!

Bust-ed Borgus!

Beyond the Drought Report

Well I'm quite happy to report that there are 3000 more trees growing in the world after BTD on the weekend. That's enough O2 for 6000 people - so breathe deep people, breathe deep. The punters came in droves and everyone got into the planting big time. We were gunning along those ripped and ready lines like we were going for gold in the tree planting olympics. And how chilled was it to be in the rolling hills with a great bunch of people making mud soup, getting dirty and getting trees in the ground with a bit of a laugh and a joke and just plain enjoying the fresh air and country vibe? Pumps worked his magic with stage set up, the music rocked and Woody ran a bar that had permanent happy hour (free booze). Does it get any better than that after an honest days planting? Brainsy's rain dance was so successful that it rained before she even started which was great for the trees but a little unexpected for the punters. Bluey and I were stoked with how well it went and how much everyone got into it ... the talk has begun for next year already so make a mental note that you gotta get down for it. Click on title for some more pictures of event.

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer Magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in
a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

Warbled biest trips down Paddington

ARIBA ARIBA!! LOOK WHO'S BACK!!

PAST PICS!

Ghouls night at Yeronga! The freaks were out!!

HELL HATH NO FURY!!

Would you introduce this fella to yer Mum?

GOTTA LOVE THOSE FESTIES!!

It's festie time again and I thought I would post a çlassic pic of a festie gone past. Enjoy all those attending them. I reckon everyone needs to go to atleast one a year just to keep it real. Whaddaya reckon?

IT'S BACK!

LOADS N' LOADS O' STUFF HAPPENING!

Well, its been a while..... With the help of Mickus I have finally been able to sort out a new account under google and get back on track to being a contributer on the Fix!

There's lots happening eh? What you might ask??

• Manta Ray Jane, a beloved member of the Vic crew has finally left Aussie shores and hit the travelers highway over to South America. ARIBA ARIBA!! Rumour has it that she hit the airport, jumped a bus and was so tired that she actually thought everyone was talking english or she could somehow understand Spanish perfectly!! Nice one Jane, guess those diazapan worked eh??
• Shagga is not long behind her and is soon to leave as well although she has yet to buy her air passage. She'll be in Vegas for the V Fesitval which will be her swan song so don't forget to catch her!!
• Speaking of Shagga I spoke to Bluey a few moments ago and he mentioned that Shagga was on very good form last night. Apparently between a few of them they managed to polish off 7 bottles of red wine between them in which Shags probably drank around 5. She was found by the Salmeister around 1200 midnight off her chops with the red wine grin. Apparently she decided to wake Bluey up so jumped on him, broke her glass in his bed and proceeded to fall asleep in the wine stain!! Legendary Shags!!!
• RUSTY is in town. Yes our Indian Darling is back, without hubby, and only for short time so be sure to see her if you can. I was one of the lucky ones who saw her Saturday night. She kept mentioning that it was really "quiet". Guess those taxis, rickshaws and chai sellers really are farking with her brain. We even saw the odd head wobble!! None the less what a treat...... Bring your boy next time Shazzy!!
• The V Festival is only around the corner - Pixies, 2 Many Djs, Phoenix, Groove Armada, Gnarls Barkley, The Rapture, Beck, Soulwax , Jarvis Cocker and the list goes on... The only problem is choosing which bands you're not going to see. So far on the punter list we have Shagga, The Reds, Hound, Nardine, Jamesy, Beardsley, Salmeister, Jimbo and da Borg!!
• Bluey, Shagga et al are once again hosting their 2nd Beyond the Drought this weekend. As we heard Shaggs has already demolished half the wine stock donated to the event. As you know this is the chance to plant some trees and really feel good about the environment! Good on you Gang!! GOOD LUCK and expect a full report.
• It was also Mick's Birthday on the weekend. We managed to check out the very firsts ever TITANS match which despite the lost was good fun. It's Hounds in a couple of weeks so expect some trouble.
• The Mcilroy's are also slowly relocating to London. They will joing forces with the Marks' and world demonation is on the table. Lots of people will be around the UK in July so its looks like a happening month. Who you might ask?? - Hound, Shagga, Salmeister and moi!!!

Well I had better get back to the grindstone. So much happening. Let the good times roll on!!

The thong slap

Ok, well you seem to have a few ideas for the last one. But consider that a warm up for the real event. This little beauty here had even the people that were present stumped. There is quite an explantion as to what is occurring, any takers?

Mutants mutating

Well i finally worked out how to get back on here so i thought i'd post a bit of a photo. Any guesses as to what the mutants are up to here?

Wedding memory!

You can blame Bear for the speech 2 minutes later.
1 year today! Time flies ..... when you get older.

Update

Hello fellow fixers!
I am so sorry we've been so quiet. I've started a mega update on our blog - mumbai-madness.blogspot.com. I'm not finished, and will continue it soon, lots of pics if you scroll down.
Keep writing on the fix, I miss knowing what is going on in Brisvegas and what cause I should be help get behind.
Bear & Mary, what is up with your site? I can't seem to get into it.
Col & Isa, Bear & Mary, we're planning to come to Riga as soon as flights are sorted, we'll let you know.
We bought an Enfield Thunderbird, picked it up yesterday. We're not going to publish info yet on our blog as we'll need to ease Mark's mum into knowing we have one. It is the most exciting thing to happen us here. Can't tell you the freedom we feel already. Mark is weaving with the traffic like a local already. Here are some shots. We only got it yesterday, more to come.