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Monday, October 23, 2006

Phar Lap and Vegemite - Murdered

It hasn't been a good day for Australian Icons.

After years of conspiracy theories it has been finally proven that the legendary Phar Lap was murdered by arsenic poisoning. By using a synchotron scientist can measure the level of toxins in a single piece of hair and therefore determine a cause of death.

It was bad enough when the U.S bought out vegemite but now the U.S is banning vegemite from entering its shores. The reason for this is apparently mixing folate with grains and cereals is not good for your health.

Vegemite is owned by Kraft which is owned by Phillip Morris Tobacco.

Does this make any sense?

2 comments:

me said...

Senseless

hand me a vegemite sandwich

upinashnsmoke said...

to the days I looked forward to a vegemite sandwich, along with the morning toast ritual.... spread thy wisdom.