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Monday, July 31, 2006

Hail Our Hero Ash














The northern hemisphere is all aghast with the heroic deeds of our man Ash as he managed to fly
through a ferocious hail storm saving himself and a passenger from certain peril over the Alberta, British Columbia border.

If running out of fuel and snapping a blade are the two worst case scenerios that face a helicopter pilot, then flying into a hail storm would have to be the next most terrifying prospect.

In a helicopter, what would you do if you flew into a hail storm?

Once faced with this wall of ice, Ash aimed to the heavens and up through the heart of the storm, forcing his wilting chopper through to clear skies. Instantley checking for damage Ash noticed the hail had penetrated the shell and was forced to land his shattered chopper in a swamp.

The hail in Ash's hand was one of many that penetrated the shell of the helicopter.

If anyone would like to speak to Ash you can catch him on skype. Ash's username is upinashnsmoke. If you have skype you can speak to Ash for as long as you like for zip. If you don't have skype you can get skype for free here

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

A hero indeed. He's good that man.. The Ash-Man... An accomplice to Splenda Man..... All friends of Normal Man.

Anonymous said...

Legendary.

Anonymous said...

there's that normal man again...

Anonymous said...

hello

upinashnsmoke said...

oughv

upinashnsmoke said...

ok just a test having a few problems here, not really up to scatch for mr average man... yes the time here has frozen my balls, hrad to see the blue through the ice.. love and miss all...bring on Central america what's up with Castro will it make a destination change to events next year??

shagga said...

hey below average trailer park trAsh!
well done on your helicopter heroics but it would have been better if you hadn't let the the window smash - still i guess you gave it your below average shot ...
probably still better than normal man would have done...
(but not as good as splenda man)
and are you really headed to central america next year too?

Anonymous said...

it's on the better than average list for certain, I've been in hibernation and it's time to thaw the bones. Who could better that process than a wack of the Oz crew in Central America. Want dates and location asap...

Anonymous said...

location?

shagga said...

tyler seems to be central comms man re tripping next year ash.. we must wait until he speaks and advises of dates and locations..i think he's working on it.. what fun to add another mutant to the mix...

Anonymous said...

too right Shag's
well I'll be getting in touch with Comm's man the borg tomorrow. mutants in the mid americas.....