Agent in the field of BEER.

Well its that time of week again when we all start thinking about ripping the top off a few frosties. With the weather the way its been some need it more than most,but without a doubt its at the fore of all minds. I have been hard at it in the office of beer and have sent this one out to any who find themselves in the good old USA over the silly season.Top of the pops for this xmas has to be the Sierra Nevada Pale ale. A cold weather specialty where a full flavoured beer goes down best till the last. You will just about find this golden delight in any state in america and santa sure would like you to leave a few of these under the tree. Very similar to little creatures pale ale.

Coming from Texas is this fruity little number,Shiner Bock. Brewery over a hundred years old from German migrants so gets a tick straight away. Can knock this one back in all weather conditions. Might struggle to find this one as easy as the Sierra but well worth keeping a eye out.Great with chicken wings.{quote Dubbya Bush}

And coming from the east coast,Philadelphia is Yuengling lager with the Bald eagle across the label. pronounced yingling you can just roll this one down. Nice lite malty lager which is best in airport transit lounges where you can overcome your fear of flying with a few short flaps of the wings..

Well merry xmas to all,hope you all have a safe and sound festive season. Look foreward to hearing bout it all. Whats going on for new years down south?? Drinking beer I'd bet. Anyway moevember out of the way and time to cut off the ticklers.

Adriatic Taxis

Howdy ho Fixers!
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You can now also leave comments... i changed the settings...
Bring on the silly season.
It surely is in full swing over here.
ciao for now amigos.
xoxo

Agents flee Colombia

Update on Agents Jane and Shagga: Current Location : Panama

Well it was never going to be easy leaving Colombia so we tried to ease ourselves out of there by doing a 5 day sailing trip up to the magnificent San Blas islands through the Caribbean to Panama. These random photos are of Jane trying to drown me on one of the islands. We were left by the sailboat on an island and some Kuna indians (indegenous people to Panama) took us to the mainland. We travelled for about an hour upriver in a dugout through jungle, seeing alligators and iguanas, only to get left in the middle of nowhere in a national park with only a mud track out of there. Luckily the Kuna are some of the friendliest people we´ve met and they organised for a car to come and get us. (3 hours later). All good until we got stuck in the mud. I swear I thought the engine on that car was going to explode as the driver made us jump up and down in the back to try and get traction and get out of there. Eventually another car came along and pulled us out. Now in Panama City. Saw the Panama Canal today - huge boats going through the locks- pretty impressive. Next stop for me Guatemala (via 4 countries - 4 days on a bus - it will be hell) and for Jane its Europe.. watch out european agents - she´s in good form.

Howdy Fixers

Some may know some may not but I have recently moved over the border to Tweed Heads and as of 5 mins ago I have my own internet account and geez it feels great to be back online. I tend to spend most my time at the PokerDome at Seagulls at Tweed working and playing cash poker tournaments. Hence the reasoning for moving to NSW as cash poker games are illegal in QLD. So please no NSW jokes, I know they all suck.

So what festivals are all you mutants planning on seeing this festive season, I am going to BBQ Breaks on New Years Day after Mick Lenzy's New Years Party.

Just been on a hilarious skype conference call with Bluey and Sal for the last hour they both sent me a couple of photos to put on the fix Bluey with all his porn star mates growing facial hair for Movember, well done lads all going to a good cause, and a picture that we are all pretty familiar with and I am sure we will see plenty more leading up to the wedding.

Well I hade more to put up on the fix tonight but have got a bit drunk talking to Bluey and Sal, so must go. Bluey is about to start contributing to the fix so now know one is safe.

Melbourne Cup Predictions

Recent history confirms that the winner is invariably the horse who has performed outstandingly in its final lead-up run. They don’t come off last start failures. You might get longshot placegetters but remember there hasn’t been a winner beyond 20/1 since Tawrrific in 1989.

Every one of the past 15 Cup winners has emerged from a strong last start effort. Nine were last start winners. Ten of the 15 have come through the Caulfield Cup and four have completed the double which makes it hardly unusual in the modern era.

1st Purple Moon ---------$10
2nd Master O'Reilly-----$5.50
3rd Eskimo Queen-------$21
4th Sculptor--------------$31



Good Luck

366 Days LatER....

and counting.... it's been sometime now.. and we need a winner.. wheres the money sit??

365 and a half dAYS later...

10 hours later... different crew... somethings tho, remain the same.

365 DAYS LATER......

a year to the day since hammie died. no trick was the ultimate treat. halloween leftovers. guy fawkes 2007. gothic greetings from the chalk farm massive...

Ash Coming Home

17 November is the date Ash is returning down under so mutants get that liver in shape as you are going to need it.

igoogle-homepage

Just stumbled across igoogle. it is a homepage that can be custom made to suit your own needs. you can add widgets that allow you to view any sort of news, weather, gmail, facebook and any link of your choice. a really handy webpage so check it out .

Keeping Beer In Mind....

Let us not drift far from the golden path,and if you do and end up in croatia here are a few local guides I suggest you use to help find your way back on it. This green number actualy comes from Solvenia but is worthy on a place on all balken tables,a nice froffy lager that is best served in big gulpes and taken with some local pickles and durries.

Another fine Lager brewed in Zagreb and probably the most common brand I encountered thruout Croatia. I suggest the bottles if your drinking on the streets as it can be used as a weapon and also if you leave it on the street it provides revenue for the less fortunate as you get a refund for the bottle,as for the can I did not see any sort of recycle facilities.

No its not bread and not related to the peter we all know. But yes its beer,from a very old brewery somewhere in Croatia{forgot where exactly} But tasty all the same. Remember to drink cold and cost around 1 pound per liter.

For the lovers of a good dark this was the only one I saw and quite lucky really as the taste was

great,smooth but must be cold. On only on my 3rd when i stood up and my knees nearly gave way did i check the label and see the healthy 8.5 per cent alcohol level. nuff said.

Brewed also in Zagreb and more difficult to find.

Well hope you keep the beer in mind and no matter what if consummed correctly the above should end up the result. These were a just a sample of many beers found in Croatia and although i tried a few more the camera wasn't always handy,thou they were all drinkable.

Enjoy.

What the poor people are eating in Peru

Happy Bearthday!

Am a little late to post this, but nonetheless:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEARSKIN!!!

May the force be with ya.

For those of you who dont know yet... Bear is having a party tomorrow and you are ALL invited. For those on the other side of the planet, tune into Skype on Sunday morning and there is a good chance that you will end up in a Chalk Farm Massive Conference call. If this thought scares you... good idea to switch your skype status to offline ;o)

Am sure some crazy pics are soon to follow.

Ciao for now.

xxoxoxoxo

P.S: May the force also be with the Australian and French Rugby teams!!

Colombia Files

Jane and I thought you might all appreciate a brief report from Colombia - the land where they serve coffee with a little straw which I think is a very polite way of facilitating our nocturnal activities seeing as the notes don´t roll so well. Not that we´ve indulged in such activities .... yet. We´ve been lucky enough to be otherwise occupied with quite a lot of ayahuasca taking. Ayahuasca is DMT based and taken traditionally by indians in South America in a ceremony with a shaman. Its pretty mind blowing stuff causing a fair bit of vomiting and running to the toilet but the pay off is worth it. You literally lose yourself for several hours and are off in another world filled with visions and energy and spirits. Life is never the same again after a strong ayahuasca experience. And our second day in Colombia our friend Christian took us to see a shaman friend for such an experience. We spent the next 2 weeks in San Agustin with visits from shamans every other night. Quite a special time. We´ve also been trekking to magical jungle waterfalls, thermal springs, horse-riding to precolombian ruins and just soaking up the beauty of this area. Now its on to Cali for the weekend and maybe a chance to put our straws to use. The first photo you see here of Jane is what happens when you´re cheeky to the paramilitary. They stop buses regularly and do searches with mean looking guns.. Jane caught the wrong end of one for her smart mouth. Further down is us monging on Christian´s balcony. Next is us with a shaman who is apparently entranced by Jane´s gigantic height and then us on top of the world in Ecuador.

We're starting the blog again!

Hi there fixers - letting you know that after several months of closed board room sessions the green light has been given to start the colisa course blog again. Slowly but surely we will get it out to y'all and might even have some latest Britny news.
Yeah.

Chalk Farm Diaries

Last weekends yellow jersey went to:
BEARRRRRR- BRRRRRR- MONGUS
Stay tuned for this weekends madness.

Daily Sexpert

Due to popular demand (Ok there wasn't any, but I thought you might need some tips or a laugh), please find below yesterday's and today's edition of the sexpert.

Life in India

These are the kinds of stories that are published in the daily papers.

Ok "ask the sexpert" got more profile than the usual daily incidents of wife murders for insufficient dowry, rapes, mob bashings, bollywood or cricket glorification - 'cos they are soooooooo funny.
Double click on each clipping to read.

(you miss the papers don't you Shagga.....)















We are coming home for a month (possibly until mid Nov) xx

7:12am

An other one bites the dust...

colours

there has been a little rain around of late and it has brought out some pretty wicked colours in the garden environ. pottering around outside proved too nice not to take a few snaps. clouds are over - i think it might rain soon... yep it is..
bear, you might recognise a few of the plants.........

Read This Blog Bottom UP! This is the last picture in the series

Time: 5.17

Difficult to focus...

An other soldier down.

Read This From The Bottom Up - This Is The Last Post In the Chalk Farm Diaries Series. Stay Fixed For More

Time: 3:27 am

One man down.

The Slopes are very dry but mammas and papas still going strong...

Scroll From The Bottom Up For The Chalk Farm Diaries... This Is The Last Entry... Scroll Down... Now! Bottom Up!

Time: 1:45am

No more commentary needed...

Chalk Fram Massive - Sat, 11:45pm

Update:

Moscow Mutant and ColTrain located.

Other attendees: Nat and Willhelm (the flatmates) and Ryan - Razmatazz (who misses his mum).

Big Massive Hi TO ALL YOU WICKED MUTANTS.

We miss ya...

The Weekly Chalk Farm Diaries

Saturday night - Reminiscing about fix mutants scattered around the world. Extra thoughts go to fixers in Columbia.
The clock says its 10pm.
At Chalk Farm after British Museum (The First Emperor Expo) and dinner in China Town.
Present: Mez, Chanty Town, Isa Breeza and Bear Skin.
Apologies: Moscow Mutant & Col Train - Missing in Action.
Drinks: Mojitos, Becks and Champus.
Activities: Indoor Skiing. Slopes are getting dry. Scabby Biest. We need you!!!
Update to follow... Stay fixed.
xoxoxo

Beast on tour....

from the ski fields of N.Z. our agent on the slopes reports that all is good in the land of sheep shaggas. they might have wicked terrain but they aint going to win the world cup.

go the beasts....

Guess Who

I will give you one to get the ball rolling and place the answers as people discover them...

We Slyly Menaces---------Sally Mcsweeney
Sleek Serum
Anarchist Smirk-----------Christian Marks
A Schemer Smile----------Michael Messer
Lord We Toy-------------- Tyler Wood
Jam This Arsenic
A Humble Lice
Lesbian Gospel-----------Isabelle Pongs
Marks Army
My Iconic Roll-------------Colin Mcilroy
Karma Bred
Pee Potent Girl
A Dawn Hood
Oh Jasmine Jeeps
Bizarre Art Pick
Like My Car
Lucky Go
Embrace Silly Oil----------Isabelle Mcilroy
Renewed Farm-------------Drew Freeman
Nothing Ideal
Week Ethyl Fix

Cyanide & Happiness # 6

Cyanide & Happiness # 5

Captain Salmon.....

The other day we were treated to a site inspection of Reef Magic's new pride of the fleet.. A Great Barrier Reef vessel that can hold up to 400 passengers....


And guess who the captain was........................

she'll kill me for putting this up... hehehe

Cyanide & Happiness # 4

Cyanide & Happiness # 3

Cyanide and Happiness # 2

Cyanide and Happiness # 1