Check out the pics of the happy couple. They tied the knot at Cotton Tree Campsite at Maroochydore. It was a beauitful day with loads of beautiful people and a very enjoyable time ensued...
Thank you Burger & Si. What a great day!
Monday, August 21, 2006
BEAST & BEAST
I found this ol chestnut in my files a few days ago. It was taken on one of the mornings after one of the first Halloween parties at Yeronga!
You gotta love the half finished beer next to the dog's head!! The pumpkin says it all..
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Good Bye Drinks
Hi guys! Just a quick reminder that Col and I are leaving the country this Wednesday. We would love to see you all for a couple of good bye drinks, tomorrow night (Monday, 21st of August), at the Normanby Hotel. We will be there from 6pm onwards. Hope to see you all there.
Isa Breeza & Colamari xox
Isa Breeza & Colamari xox
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
TESTING TESTING
I'm just testing this out, have wanted to blog for ages, but always forget my password or the access details...so here goes:
When you're dead you're dead - so become an organ donor.
It's easy and don't forget to tell family & friends
(By the way Mark, I'm a donor)
Medicare
Australia is one of the worst donor countries in the 1st world. You may need my liver one day...or I may need yours. Let's help each other and give the gift of life.
(I work in advertising).
When you're dead you're dead - so become an organ donor.
It's easy and don't forget to tell family & friends
(By the way Mark, I'm a donor)
Medicare
Australia is one of the worst donor countries in the 1st world. You may need my liver one day...or I may need yours. Let's help each other and give the gift of life.
(I work in advertising).
CLASSIC QUOTE - HMMMMMM??
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989
Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989
INTERESTING
Brain Stuff . . .
From Cambridge University.
O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Monday, August 14, 2006
Positions Wanted - Streakers, Beer Can throwing Yobbos
ATTENTION BRISBANE FIXERS
HOUND DOG'S cricket team is in the final of their comp and if you’re interested in coming along and causing grief for the other team, Hound would be more than happy to have you along …
Shane is also in the team if you know him
There’s a small hill surrounding the field, so if you’re not doing anything, come along and pelt some beer cans and clap ol houndie in as he runs in to bowl off the long run …
The game is from 11:30am Saturday/Sunday 25/26th August at Marchant Park near Kedron/Aspley …. probably the best time would be early on the Saturday afternoon …. before Hound runs out of puff and does his back in …
Hope some of you can make it … there’ll probably be a bbq there if you want a feed …
There’s a small hill surrounding the field, so if you’re not doing anything, come along and pelt some beer cans and clap ol houndie in as he runs in to bowl off the long run …
The game is from 11:30am Saturday/Sunday 25/26th August at Marchant Park near Kedron/Aspley …. probably the best time would be early on the Saturday afternoon …. before Hound runs out of puff and does his back in …
Hope some of you can make it … there’ll probably be a bbq there if you want a feed …
Sal & I are confirmed. How could you miss the opportunity to see the ol dog in action!?! If you can make it post a comment and we'll form a crew. The Saturday arvo session sounds like the ticket...
Thursday, August 10, 2006
THAILAND'S A TRIP!!!
Greetings from Patong, Phuket Fixers!
I must say it tis a joy to be back in Thailand. I have been getting a lot of joy laughing at the uniqueness of the Asian way of life and their attmpts to copy the west. This morning I receievd a letter from the front desk apologising for the "Brow Water". I have eaten way too much Fried Rice just because I love hearing "Flied Lie". And the Thai's get a huge kick out of my name because Tyler sounds just too close to "Thaila".
But this afternoon's little venture takes the cake.
After my last official meeting with the crew from The World (the cruise ship I was having meetings with) I waved goodbye to my clients on the streets of Patong and wondered what to do next? Since this was the relaxing end of the journey I thought I might start off with a 1 Hour Thai massage (bht$200 - aud$5.00 - $6.00). I walked into the first place I could find and was led upstairs to the top room of the establishment. I walked into an airconditioned room which was sectioned off by curtains. Each space was just wide enough to fit a single matress which was on the ground. Nothing strange so far as I have had many the massage and this is the norm.
There was the usual giggle and small groans comings from most sections which again didnt phase me as some of the positions in Thai massage can leave you out of breathe. I was told to strip and put on fishing pants which again wasnt out of place. Anyway, the Thai girl started at my feet and soon was massaging my legs and working her way up my body (still nothing strange). Some of the grunts got louder and the person next to me seemed to be out of oxygen. Wanting to get the most out of the massage I closed out all the background noise and concentrated on enjoying the massage. I had just found my zen when I heard whispered in my ear; "Hey Mister, massage pee pee?" I couldnt help but laugh at the realisation of the type of massage parlor I had just walked into. I smiled and said in the nicest possible way, "Madam only one girl gets to massage my pee pee and she unfortunately is not in Thailand." The Thai girl's face screwed up and she retorted "Your girlfriend never know Mister". I thanked the girl very much but said even though she was a very pretty girl I would have to turn her down. I really couldnt be bothered to go into the laws and notions of the self consciousness.
My massage finshed very quickly after that and I was hustled out of the parlor. Its been along time since I have been offered the ol Asian Happy Ending!
Back on the streets of Patong I very quicky mixed in with the DVD and imitation Armani Suit peddlers and slowly moved towards a bar for a cold Singha....
Ahhhh,,,,, Thailand, your a trip in every aspect..
PS - Excuse the spelling. I am in Thailand after all!!
I must say it tis a joy to be back in Thailand. I have been getting a lot of joy laughing at the uniqueness of the Asian way of life and their attmpts to copy the west. This morning I receievd a letter from the front desk apologising for the "Brow Water". I have eaten way too much Fried Rice just because I love hearing "Flied Lie". And the Thai's get a huge kick out of my name because Tyler sounds just too close to "Thaila".
But this afternoon's little venture takes the cake.
After my last official meeting with the crew from The World (the cruise ship I was having meetings with) I waved goodbye to my clients on the streets of Patong and wondered what to do next? Since this was the relaxing end of the journey I thought I might start off with a 1 Hour Thai massage (bht$200 - aud$5.00 - $6.00). I walked into the first place I could find and was led upstairs to the top room of the establishment. I walked into an airconditioned room which was sectioned off by curtains. Each space was just wide enough to fit a single matress which was on the ground. Nothing strange so far as I have had many the massage and this is the norm.
There was the usual giggle and small groans comings from most sections which again didnt phase me as some of the positions in Thai massage can leave you out of breathe. I was told to strip and put on fishing pants which again wasnt out of place. Anyway, the Thai girl started at my feet and soon was massaging my legs and working her way up my body (still nothing strange). Some of the grunts got louder and the person next to me seemed to be out of oxygen. Wanting to get the most out of the massage I closed out all the background noise and concentrated on enjoying the massage. I had just found my zen when I heard whispered in my ear; "Hey Mister, massage pee pee?" I couldnt help but laugh at the realisation of the type of massage parlor I had just walked into. I smiled and said in the nicest possible way, "Madam only one girl gets to massage my pee pee and she unfortunately is not in Thailand." The Thai girl's face screwed up and she retorted "Your girlfriend never know Mister". I thanked the girl very much but said even though she was a very pretty girl I would have to turn her down. I really couldnt be bothered to go into the laws and notions of the self consciousness.
My massage finshed very quickly after that and I was hustled out of the parlor. Its been along time since I have been offered the ol Asian Happy Ending!
Back on the streets of Patong I very quicky mixed in with the DVD and imitation Armani Suit peddlers and slowly moved towards a bar for a cold Singha....
Ahhhh,,,,, Thailand, your a trip in every aspect..
PS - Excuse the spelling. I am in Thailand after all!!
Monday, August 07, 2006
Park Life - 30th September
As you may have heard Park Life is at Southbank which shoud make for a neat venue.
Confirmed acts include Coldcut, Cut Chemist, Freeform Five, Ian Pooley, Krafty Kuts, Mark Farina, Mattafix, Mixmaster Mike, Peter Hook of New Order, Stanton Warriors, Tim Deluxe, Who Made Who, Jay-J & Latrice and Touche.
I have access to 12 VIP tickets which include private bar and toilets. Tickets are $69.00 each, which is the same price as early bird tickets. Call me or post a comment if you would like tickets.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
COL'S HOLE
Brisbane Fixer's may remember that Col was working on a tunnel that spanned the Brisbane River. From memory the diameter of the hole was 1.2 metres to be used for a new sewerage line for the West End poo heads. The tunnel had a slight gradient running down to West End which helped drainage in construction.
Just on completion (before the sewerage pipes were laid) Col took Sal and myself 30 metres down the hole at West End and through to the Park Road. The tunnel at the deepest point of the river was only 2.5 metres from the bottom. We rolled up the tunnel in flat bed trays, enjoyed a drink then lifted our feet and coasted back down.
It was quite the experience and probably the only time I will ever go beneath the Brisbane River.
Check out the photos....
Just on completion (before the sewerage pipes were laid) Col took Sal and myself 30 metres down the hole at West End and through to the Park Road. The tunnel at the deepest point of the river was only 2.5 metres from the bottom. We rolled up the tunnel in flat bed trays, enjoyed a drink then lifted our feet and coasted back down.
It was quite the experience and probably the only time I will ever go beneath the Brisbane River.
Check out the photos....
SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST NATURALS
At the markets on Saturday Bear Manton gave her daughter Nina a few tips on how to perfect the Mong and I have to say Nina does it better than most.
Check it out!
Up & Coming Film - "WIL"
A friend of a Fixer passed this review onto me and I have to say I found it rather intriguing to say the least. I am not sure when it comes out (September-ish) but it might be worth a viewing.
See what you think?????
Wil is the story of how we live every moment of life inside our own head. Irrespective of what?s going on around us we are often so consumed by our own thoughts nothing else seems to exist. Every decision, no matter how big or small is met with a choice. A choice between what we think is important and what society thinks is important, a choice between what we?ve been conditioned to believe and what we truly believe and a choice between what we want and what we need. This is a philosophical journey into one mans mind as he tries to discover what ?The Meaning of Life? is.
Set totally inside a lift, this surrealistic, off-beat comedy is about Wilbur Schindle, Wil, an ordinary accountant with some extraordinary thoughts. Wil has been offered a promotion, the catalyst to reassessing his life.
Wil enters the lift.
The lift represents Wil?s mind, the chamber of his inner most thoughts. As Wil grapples with life?s conundrums he imagines himself in different scenarios, the lift changes into the corresponding place, yet always remains recognisably a lift.
With the sensibility of ?Being John Malcovitch?, the same number of locations as ?Phone Booth? and the vibrant colour scheme of ?Amelie?, ?Wil? is a journey through the mind of every man who?s ever contemplated their existence.
Once in Wil?s mind we see him challenge his basic beliefs and ideals, why is he in the job he?s in? Why does he have the wife he does? Does he need a wife at all? Why is he the way he is?
Wil encounters all sorts of characters from family members, to a supermodel ? even god, grappling with what type of person he really wants to be. With each positive affirmation comes a negative consequence and the rope holding the lift up unravels bit by bit, till Wil is literally hanging by a thread. Wil finally concludes that detachment from worldly needs and desires is what will make him truly happy.
Wil?s mind is now still, the lift empty, until a Zen master enters, informing Wil he?s on the path to enlightenment. Passing a few simple tests the Zen master is confident that Wil is ready.
The lift rope finally snaps signifying detachment from everything. Wil is enlightened.
As the lift comes crashing back to earth Wil is brought back to reality and the offer of a promotion.
Will he or wont he take the job?
http://www.quixotic.com.au/film_wil1.htm
See what you think?????
Wil is the story of how we live every moment of life inside our own head. Irrespective of what?s going on around us we are often so consumed by our own thoughts nothing else seems to exist. Every decision, no matter how big or small is met with a choice. A choice between what we think is important and what society thinks is important, a choice between what we?ve been conditioned to believe and what we truly believe and a choice between what we want and what we need. This is a philosophical journey into one mans mind as he tries to discover what ?The Meaning of Life? is.
Set totally inside a lift, this surrealistic, off-beat comedy is about Wilbur Schindle, Wil, an ordinary accountant with some extraordinary thoughts. Wil has been offered a promotion, the catalyst to reassessing his life.
Wil enters the lift.
The lift represents Wil?s mind, the chamber of his inner most thoughts. As Wil grapples with life?s conundrums he imagines himself in different scenarios, the lift changes into the corresponding place, yet always remains recognisably a lift.
With the sensibility of ?Being John Malcovitch?, the same number of locations as ?Phone Booth? and the vibrant colour scheme of ?Amelie?, ?Wil? is a journey through the mind of every man who?s ever contemplated their existence.
Once in Wil?s mind we see him challenge his basic beliefs and ideals, why is he in the job he?s in? Why does he have the wife he does? Does he need a wife at all? Why is he the way he is?
Wil encounters all sorts of characters from family members, to a supermodel ? even god, grappling with what type of person he really wants to be. With each positive affirmation comes a negative consequence and the rope holding the lift up unravels bit by bit, till Wil is literally hanging by a thread. Wil finally concludes that detachment from worldly needs and desires is what will make him truly happy.
Wil?s mind is now still, the lift empty, until a Zen master enters, informing Wil he?s on the path to enlightenment. Passing a few simple tests the Zen master is confident that Wil is ready.
The lift rope finally snaps signifying detachment from everything. Wil is enlightened.
As the lift comes crashing back to earth Wil is brought back to reality and the offer of a promotion.
Will he or wont he take the job?
http://www.quixotic.com.au/film_wil1.htm
HEIDI LANGTON - BIRTHDAY & LEAVING DRINKS
Close friend to many Fixers Heidi Langton (ex "Beasty") is pulling up stumps and moving to Cairns in search of greener and different pastures. You might also notice, should you look at the Fixer's Birthday Calendar, that she clocks another year next week.
We have arranged a pleasant session for all to say Happy Birthday and Goodbye to a girl who has brought a lot of joy and warmth to our hearts.
All are welcome to attend to say good-bye to this special person.
Heidi departs Brisbane on August 14th.
We have arranged a pleasant session for all to say Happy Birthday and Goodbye to a girl who has brought a lot of joy and warmth to our hearts.
Please feel welcome to attend:
SUNDAY - 13 AUGUST 2006
BREKKIE CREEK
1230 - 100PM START
AFTERNOON FEAST AND DRINKS
All are welcome to attend to say good-bye to this special person.
Monday, July 31, 2006
Hail Our Hero Ash
The northern hemisphere is all aghast with the heroic deeds of our man Ash as he managed to fly
through a ferocious hail storm saving himself and a passenger from certain peril over the Alberta, British Columbia border.
If running out of fuel and snapping a blade are the two worst case scenerios that face a helicopter pilot, then flying into a hail storm would have to be the next most terrifying prospect.
In a helicopter, what would you do if you flew into a hail storm?
Once faced with this wall of ice, Ash aimed to the heavens and up through the heart of the storm, forcing his wilting chopper through to clear skies. Instantley checking for damage Ash noticed the hail had penetrated the shell and was forced to land his shattered chopper in a swamp.
The hail in Ash's hand was one of many that penetrated the shell of the helicopter.
If anyone would like to speak to Ash you can catch him on skype. Ash's username is upinashnsmoke. If you have skype you can speak to Ash for as long as you like for zip. If you don't have skype you can get skype for free here
Saturday, July 29, 2006
WEST END MARKETS
For those of you that havent been for a while, or for some fixers never, I thought I might post a couple of pics of the markets today!
Personal Thoughts - I managed to buy a weeks veges for around $35.00.... Breads and dips and extras came to about $25.00.... So as far as cost I dont think it represents huge savings. It took us 20 minutes to find a park and each week it seems to get a litle busier but I enjoyed the fact that I didnt shop at Woolworths/Coles etc and of course the culture and possible chance to see a fixer makes it very worthwhile. (Sal's input is that she thinks it such a beautiful place to spend a Saturday morning at) Therefore two thumbs up...
Put it this way, I always leave liking the fact I went....
Friday, July 28, 2006
Splendorous Crew...even at our ages eh?
Isa....you got another 10 good years in yer mate! It was a great way to party with you before you experience the delights of Europe.....I only hope that you will love every new journey that you are about to experience....and that you will come back to us someday soon , hopefully before we are partying with zimmer frames?
I dedicate my pesonal vote to you as the clear Yellow Jersey winner of that weekend. You are sunshine mate...and I will miss you very much!
Brainsey....Shagga...you are my close joint 2nd vote.....brilliant stuff. xxx
ON SALE NOW!
MICHAEL FRANTI & SPEARHEAD TIX ON SALE NOW!!!
SUN 24 SEPTEMBER - THE TIVOLI
THE NEXT GREAT MEETING FOR THE TEAM...PLACE YOUR NAME IN THE COMMENTS IF YOU GET A TICKET
AND WE SHALL BE SURE TO MEET BEFORE THE EVENT.
TIX AVAILABLE THROUGH TICKETEK!!!
WE CAN BOMB THE WORLD TO PIECES BUT WE CAN'T BOMB THE WORLD INTO PEACE.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
NOSTALGIA
I couldnt resist throwing a couple of pics on the fix of a bloody wicked trip experienced in the past. I think the other two fixers on the trip will agree with me....
THIS MUST STOP!!!!!!
How come the people that start war
Dont fight the war?
How come the the people that are killed in war
Have nothing to do with the reason for war?
How is it that we as people sit here
And do nothing to stop it?
What can I do?
When will it stop?
Do I ignore it?
Or pretend it isnt out there?
I feel so fucken useless....
Help ...
I dont know what to do...
Crying doesnt seem to help.
I now say this out LOUD..
Because I dont know what else to do?
Help...
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
COMPETITION
BREEZA TO HOUND... COME IN....
There's dirtiness in this photo.... Believe me there is.....
What is Breeza saying to Hound???
Place your quote in "comments" and the best wins a bottle of wine..
Good Luck....
SPLENDOR BENDER! THE CREW
DAY TWO! WE ARENT LOOKING TOO BAD FOR A BUNCH OF MISFITS...
Splendor,,,,,, another great year.. Really, to anyone who has been to this great event several times,,, each year the event becomes less about the music and more about the people. This year proved to be another great turn out with people coming from as far as Darwin in the North (The Brains Division) and Melbourne in the South (Shagga a.k.a. Blind Mullet).
All reports record a great time but ask anyone if they remember the music and the answer is NO..
Actually ask Daz, he's about the only one who was consistent in seeing bands and hence the reason he is not in the above shot...
THANKS WHERE THANKS IS DUE.....
DEAREST MANTA RAY
FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.....
From the bottom of this Fixer's heart (as well as the others on our trip) all I can say is thank you!!! The experience you gave all of us was second to none and so unique that I can only think our holiday will never be topped. The experience you moulded will stay in our hearts and minds forever and I can only think that a piece of Exmouth is now imbedded in my soul.
Thank you. Thank. Thank you.
What can I say but shed a tear in the beautiful memory of such a wonderful experience and I only hope that others may pilgrimage your way in the hope of understanding just how special this area is....
A Humbled Fixer!!! xx
PS - Should you decide to venture away from Exmouth (and I totally understand if you never do) please know Bris-Vegas welcomes you with open arms!!!
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
EXMOUTH UNCOVERED
Finally all photos have been collected and several photos ready for presentation! I will aslo include a synopsis of the daily events to giv you an indication of the trip!
Friday - Day 1 - Met at Perth Domestic Airport. Grab our Tarago which we aptly named "Allan". Drive to Kalbarri.
Saturday - Day 2 - Rise early. Breakfast and continue drive to Exmouth. Arrive Exmouth approximately 9pm.
Sunday - Day 3 - Morning scuba refresher course in local pool. Purchase supplies. Drive to Ningaloo Chase Campsite. Camp....
Monday - Day 4 - Relaxing day at campsite. Swim with manta rays. Afternoon fishing. Evening campfire.
Tuesday - Day 5 - Morning kayak trip. Afternoon departure. Snorkel at Turquoise Bay. Return to Manta's house.
Wednesday - Day 6 - Relaxing day of hanging at house doing NOTHING. Afternoon dmt exprience.
Thursday - Day 7 - Drive to interpretation centre. Snorkel. Afternoon cave exploration.
Friday - Day 8 - Whaleshark encounter. Breaching whale experience. Manta swim. AMAZING! Big night at the Potshot Pub.
Saturday - Day 9 - Back on the road in the direction of Perth. Long drive to Geraldton.
Sunday - Day 10 - Drive to Perth. Return car. Last drinks. Hugs and goodbyes. Flights home.
Hope you enjoy the photos!
Friday - Day 1 - Met at Perth Domestic Airport. Grab our Tarago which we aptly named "Allan". Drive to Kalbarri.
Saturday - Day 2 - Rise early. Breakfast and continue drive to Exmouth. Arrive Exmouth approximately 9pm.
Sunday - Day 3 - Morning scuba refresher course in local pool. Purchase supplies. Drive to Ningaloo Chase Campsite. Camp....
Monday - Day 4 - Relaxing day at campsite. Swim with manta rays. Afternoon fishing. Evening campfire.
Tuesday - Day 5 - Morning kayak trip. Afternoon departure. Snorkel at Turquoise Bay. Return to Manta's house.
Wednesday - Day 6 - Relaxing day of hanging at house doing NOTHING. Afternoon dmt exprience.
Thursday - Day 7 - Drive to interpretation centre. Snorkel. Afternoon cave exploration.
Friday - Day 8 - Whaleshark encounter. Breaching whale experience. Manta swim. AMAZING! Big night at the Potshot Pub.
Saturday - Day 9 - Back on the road in the direction of Perth. Long drive to Geraldton.
Sunday - Day 10 - Drive to Perth. Return car. Last drinks. Hugs and goodbyes. Flights home.
Hope you enjoy the photos!
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Weekly Fix Calendar
The Weekly Fix now has its own calendar. Scroll to bottom of the screen.
I have entered in all mutant birthdays in my posession. Please post a comment on any mistakes or birthdays you would like added to the calendar. All entries have been added for this year only, I will need to update the same birthdays for 2007. So check for your birthdays for 2006.
To add to or alter the calendar you will need to accept an invite, so anyone interested in adding input to the calendar post your interest and I will send you the invite.
Enjoy!
I have entered in all mutant birthdays in my posession. Please post a comment on any mistakes or birthdays you would like added to the calendar. All entries have been added for this year only, I will need to update the same birthdays for 2007. So check for your birthdays for 2006.
To add to or alter the calendar you will need to accept an invite, so anyone interested in adding input to the calendar post your interest and I will send you the invite.
Enjoy!
Saturday, July 15, 2006
SNAP SHOTS - EXMOUTH JULY 2006
I am still waiting for Manta Ray Jane's aqua photos to come in but I thought I might
post a few snapshots just to give you a taste of what was experienced and what is to come in a full post.
The travellers:
Bluey - a.k.a. Sub Adult Common Stinkfish
Shagga - a.k.a. Blind Mullet
Salmeister - a.k.a. Sal-Mon (said in a thick Jamaican Acent)
Brains - a.k.a. Potato Cod or Potato Head or Potato Bake
Borg - a.k.a. Bastard Trumpeter
The Host:
Jane - a.k.a Manta Ray Jane
Stay tuned for a full report!
post a few snapshots just to give you a taste of what was experienced and what is to come in a full post.The travellers:
Bluey - a.k.a. Sub Adult Common Stinkfish
Shagga - a.k.a. Blind Mullet
Salmeister - a.k.a. Sal-Mon (said in a thick Jamaican Acent)
Brains - a.k.a. Potato Cod or Potato Head or Potato Bake
Borg - a.k.a. Bastard Trumpeter
The Host:
Jane - a.k.a Manta Ray JaneStay tuned for a full report!
Friday, July 14, 2006
HARDCORE
YERONGA DAYS
Heading:
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The morning after a night on the turps with Bear and Beasty (and a wicked Spearhead concert I think).
This unlucky Fixer woke up to find that somehow during the night he had split his tongue open. Now most people would have gone to the hospital straight away but he decided to wait 24 hours just incase his tongue miraculously healed.
This is the outcome 24 hours later.
He was at the hospital 20 minutes after this photo was taken!!
This unlucky Fixer woke up to find that somehow during the night he had split his tongue open. Now most people would have gone to the hospital straight away but he decided to wait 24 hours just incase his tongue miraculously healed.
This is the outcome 24 hours later.
He was at the hospital 20 minutes after this photo was taken!!
5 stitches in the tongue
Thursday, July 13, 2006
JOKE OF THE DAY - PROUD
On a tour of the East Coast of Australia, the Queen took a couple of days off to visit the coast.
Her Range Rover was driving along the golden sands when there was an enormous commotion.
They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the Queen noticed, just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a NSW jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing QLD tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the NSW fan from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the speedboat,
along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling from the shore......
It was the Queen calling them to the beach. On reaching land the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I heard that the people of Queensland and NSW hated each other. But now I've see this, it's a truly enlightened example of tribal harmony which could serve as a model for other nations." She knighted them and drove off.
As she departed the harpoonist asked the others,"Who was that?!" That," one answered, "was the Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."
Well," the harpoonist replied, "she knows f*** all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up, or do we need to get another one yet?"
Her Range Rover was driving along the golden sands when there was an enormous commotion.
They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the Queen noticed, just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a NSW jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing QLD tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the NSW fan from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the speedboat,
along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling from the shore......
It was the Queen calling them to the beach. On reaching land the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I heard that the people of Queensland and NSW hated each other. But now I've see this, it's a truly enlightened example of tribal harmony which could serve as a model for other nations." She knighted them and drove off.
As she departed the harpoonist asked the others,"Who was that?!" That," one answered, "was the Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."
Well," the harpoonist replied, "she knows f*** all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up, or do we need to get another one yet?"
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
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